Curtis Marlatt

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                    *I has never ceased to amaze me-how life can be so "life-like" at times.

                      *Curtis says: "Excess is just fine-as long as it's within moderation".       

                      * One of my favorite cliches: The more shit happens-  The more it stays the same.

                  * "I'm not like most other guys", I was telling my wife just the other day, "they'll tell you they're a 'tit man', a 'leg man' or whatever. But me, I'm a 'mind man'-although I respect your ass very much".

                  * One thing that I keep reminding my wife, Christina, is: "If body language had a vocabulary, you'd be a sparkling conversationalist".          

                  * "I know, everyone is saying I'm paranoid, but its not true".

                  * If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman is present to hear him-Is he still wrong?